WWE RAW for July 9th 2012 will feature
A.J. and CM Punk taking on Daniel Bryan and Eve in a mixed tag team
match. Plus Money in the Bank Preview with Kane and John Cena
actually teaming up to take on the Big Show and Chris Jericho. What
legend will beat up Heath Slater this week? Let us find out as we
watch WWE RAW 7/9/12 and run down all of the highlights.
WWE RAW 7/9/12
First the results
for WWE RAW on July 9th 2012.
WWE RAW 7/9/12 Results
Sheamus pinned
Jack Swagger
Tensai and Dolph
Ziggler defeated Christian and Tyson Kidd
Brodus Clay pinned
Drew McIntyre
John Cena and Kane
defeated Chris Jericho and the Big Show via disqualification.
Sin Cara defeated
Heath Slater. Then Bob Backlund beat up Heath Slater.
Michael Cole
defeated Jerry Lawler via disqualification with Santino revealing
Hornswoggle as the Anonymous RAW General Manager.
CM Punk and A.J.
defeated Daniel Bryan and Eve.
WWE RAW 7/9/12 Report
Recap of the
events of last week involving A.J, Daniel Bryan, and CM Punk.
A.J. opens up the
show, her usual unhinged self, calling out the WWE Champion CM Punk.
A.J. says that she's perfectly in control. A.J. seems rather enamored
with Punk or nuts. A.J. gets down on one knee but out comes Daniel
Bryan. Daniel Bryan is trying to school A.J. on the evils of Punk. He
sees her as a referee. Daniel Bryan proposes to A.J, but Punk calls
him out, wondering where the ring is.
And our General
Manager for tonight, the computer, which means we have to have
Michael Cole talk. The Anonymous RAW General Manager makes CM Punk
and A.J. against Daniel Bryan and Eve later tonight.
Sheamus pinned Jack Swagger
Sheamus blows
through Swagger like he's nothing pinning him with the Brogue Kick.
Alberto Del Rio shows up, and promises to beat Sheamus. Then Sheamus
hits another Brogue Kick after the match.
Santino Marella
and Zack Ryder talk about the Anonymous General Manager and Santino
will find out who it is tonight.
The Rock will be
on the 1000th RAW.
Tensai and Dolph Ziggler defeated
Christian and Tyson Kidd
So, WWE's booking
does tend to baffle me many times and this is one of those many
times. Tensai pins the WWE Intercontinental Champion of Christian of
all people. Granted, the finish wasn't that clean, with Ziggler
holding him for a splash but still, Tensai hasn't lit the world on
fire despite some promise at the beginning.
Tensai destroys
Tyson Kidd, again getting his no heat back from the loss from last
week.
Michael Cole and
Jerry Lawler are talking and Cole throws water on King. The General
Manager chimes in about a Wrestlemania return match. I screamed this
point. I never want to see Michael Cole against Jerry Lawler ever
again. The WWE Universe will decide. Oh yes, let the people who
brought you "Air Boom" make the hard decisions.
Brodus Clay pinned Drew McIntyre
Brodus is right
back to business as usual, squashing McIntyre, who obviously never
will amount to much of anything no matter how much he improves.
Santino accuses
Jericho of being behind the computer but as we know, Chris Jericho
and the Anonymous Raw General Manager have had a shady past. Big Show
enters the room and Jeri-Show reunites for the first time in two and
a half years, to take on Kane and John Cena tonight.
John Cena talks.
Long story short, he will win Money in the Bank. Hopefully be the
first failure to, because if you can get away with one person failing
and not destroying his career forever, it would be John Cena. It's
high time someone fails at Money in the Bank.
John Cena and Kane defeated the Big
Show and Chris Jericho via disqualification
Um, wait a minute,
didn't Kane spend the better part of three months trying to make John
Cena embrace the hate? Kane's yearly random babyface first really
frustrates me sometimes. He never really turns, just one week he's a
good guy and all is forgiven. And he'll randomly be a heel and the
monster will be unleashed, all for a month. Good action, bad finish,
with Big Show pulling Cena out of the ring is somehow a
disqualification.
After the match,
the Big Show grabs a ladder and beats up everyone. Then John Cena
beats up Big Show and nails him in the head with the Ladder. So,
Chris Jericho's going to take some insane bumps, right? Because I
doubt the other three will. Okay, Cena might take a couple but
certainly not too many.
CM Punk stretches
and Eve tries to stir the pot about A.J. being the one in the
spotlight.
Segment with
Santino Marella and the Great Khali, with Santino accusing Khali of
being the Anonymous RAW General Manager.
Sin Cara pinned Heath Slater
Another qualfiying
match for Money in the Bank, the World Heavyweight Title one. Because
putting Sin Cara in Money in the Bank after he came back from an
injury obviously is a smart move. La Mistica gets the win.
Heath Slater
challenges anyone. Bob Backlund, excuse me, Mr. Bob Backlund, enters
the ring and Slater gives it ago, but the deadly crossface
chickenwing has been applied. Heath Slater is trapped.
Jerry Lawler defeated Michael Cole
via pinfall and then Cole won by reverse decision disqualification
The rematch no one
wanted to see. Booker T chucks Cole right back into the ring and
Lawler wins.
Then the Anonymous
General Manager reverses the decision. Santino is out and the General
Manager is underneath the ring. He pulls out Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle
was the Anonymous RAW General Manage.r I'll let that one sink right
in. Hornswoggle gives some shin kicks. Well the longest running
mystery in WWE ends in a let down but that's par for the course.
CM Punk and A.J defeated Daniel
Bryan and Eve
Standard fare for
the mixed tag team match and then Daniel Bryan refuses to tag Eve,
allowing A.J. to get the pin. Fine match, I suppose.
Then the ending
segment, with A.J. celebrating and Daniel Bryan suggesting marriage.
Punk is not going to marry her however, learning the lessons from Ric
Flair and Hulk Hogan have made in the past. Daniel Bryan tries to
console her but she slaps him and runs off. A.J. has flipped.
So RAW....yeah I
want to go watch Destination X again now, what a mediocre and
uninspired show this WWE RAW was.
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