It is now time for the recap of the one hundredth episode of WWE NXT for January 18th 2012. Tonight’s main event, is the Wedding of Johnny Curtis and Maxine. Let’s take a look at all of the highlights(a term used loosely for this show) of the 100th episode of NXT.
WWE NXT 1/18/12 Report.
A recap of the recent situation between Derrick Bateman, Johnny
Curtis, and Maxine, leading to the Wedding tonight Johnny Curtis and
Maxine tie the knot.
The recent change with the intro indicates that WWE has finally
realizing what we fans have realized months ago, that the competition is
dead and this is the ECW brand, only under a different name and with no
For the 100th Episode of NXT, the original voice, Michael Cole,
makes his triumphant return to the program. Talk about waking up and
getting coal for Christmas…in the form of Cole.
Titus O’Neil defeated Darren Young in a No Disqualification Match.
We kick things off with a feud that has been brewing, oh for the
past forty six weeks. Michael Cole buries Titus, the show, and pretty
much everything on commentary. I know you’re pretty shocked. I won’t
bring up every stupid Cole moment on this show, because we’ll be doing
this report forever. Match was passable enough, with Titus O’Neil
surviving the Double Knee Gutbuster and Hitting the Clash of the Titus
to get the pin. Then Titus O’Neil cuts a promo, ripping into the fans
and turning heel. Cole buries Titus’s promo and let’s face it, it wasn’t
Johnny Curtis has a tuxedo t-shirt. How very ghetto of him.
Percy Watson defeated Heath Slater in an Alumni Match.
Again, this was a rather by the numbers match as per this show. The
developmental league, FCW, has more sense than this. Percy Watson gets
the win. He does have a future, although not on this show.
The Usos defile Maxine’s dress.
Maxine is not happy and Curtis tries to calm her down. Then Maxine leaves and here comes Kaitlyn, who Curtis promptly hits on.
Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins defeated Trent Barreta and Yoshi Tatsu
Short but perfectly acceptable tag team encounter between these four
young competitors. Michael Cole tries to take credit for Daniel Bryan’s
title win and he also buries Josh Mathews. Hawkins uses the cane on
Trent and Reks gets the win.
RAW Rebound, fun with John Laurinaitis, Mick Foley, and CM Punk.
Time for the wedding, decorated by the best toilet paper money can
buy. Here comes Matt Striker dressed as Elvis to do the honors. He was
ordained earlier today by Carrot Top. Johnny Curtis is out with some
random bum as his best man. That does seem to fit Johnny Curtis. Maxine
is out and she’s not happy about the best man but Curtis vouches for
him. The man wants to meet Hillbilly Jim.
Are there any objections? Well it turns out that Derrick Bateman
does in fact object, as we see footage, helpfully dated of Johnny Curtis
stealing Derrick Bateman’s phone and sending a message. Curtis should
be in the Guinness Book of World Records as he sets the land speed
record for typing. Maxine slaps Curtis and we have brawl between Derrick
Bateman and Johnny Curtis. Then Maxine smacks Bateman in the face and
then kicks him.
I hate this show for agreeing with Michael Cole, but I wasted an hour of my life, for this?