WWE RAW Supershow for July 2nd 2012.
Teddy Long is our General Manager for this week and tonight on RAW,
he has made a huge tag team match, playas. Indeed, it will be Chris
Jericho and Daniel Bryan taking on the WWE Champion CM Punk and John
Cena. A huge tag team match as the road to Money in the Bank is
winding. Let us kick back and as I watch WWE RAW 7/2/12, reviewing
all of the highlights of this show.
WWE RAW 07/02/12
First the results
for WWE RAW Supershow for July 2nd 2012.
WWE RAW 07/02/12 Results
Christian, Santino
Marella, R-Truth, and Kofi Kingston defeated David Otunga, Cody
Rhodes, Titus O'Neil, and Darren Young.
Alberto Del Rio
lays out Sin Cara.
Paul Heyman
announces that Brock Lesnar will answer Triple H's challenge on the
1000th RAW.
A.J. and Sheamus
defeated Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler.
Heath Slater
defeated Doink the Clown and then Diamond Dallas Page showed up to
attack Slater.
The Big Show
defeated Kane in a No Disqualification Match.
Tyson Kidd pinned
Tensai with a fluke roll up.
Daniel Bryan and
Chris Jericho battled CM Punk and John Cena to a no contest when A.J.
got involved.
WWE RAW 07/02/12 Report
Tonight Daniel
Bryan and Chris Jericho against CM Punk and John Cena. Recap from
last week with the Big Show continuing 2012's version of that one
feud that just won't die, against John Cena.
John Cena is out.
Cena is here, he's going to win Money in the Bank. Here's Daniel
Bryan, who vows to win the title and predicts Cena to be the first
ever Money in the Bank failure. I triple dog dare WWE to do that. If
they only had the guts, but its obviously they don't. CM Punk is out,
he says that he'll beat Bryan and things may come full circle.
Jericho is out, he was the one who invented Money in the Bank but he
never won it and vows that will happen. Then Kane comes out, and
disputes that. Big Show is out and that sparks a brawl. Insane
segment to open up the show, with the Big Show being the man.
Charlie Sheen will
be the social media ambassador on the 1000th RAW for those who hadn't
heard. Um, yay.
Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Christian,
and Santino Marella defeated David Otunga, Cody Rhodes, Darren Young,
and Titus O'Neil
Hey, all champions
are on a team. This is your typical throw everyone into an eight man
tag and just have some fun chaos here on RAW. It works out rather
well. Pretty good stuff right here. Brodus Clay shows up, tosses
Otunga into the ring and Santino introduces Otunga for the Cobra.
Then Otunga gets beaten up some more and Brodus dances. Good eight
man tag team match on RAW.
Backstage segment
with Alberto Del Rio talking with Teddy Long about the fact he keeps
getting stalled out of his one on one World Heavyweight Championship
Match. It will be Del Rio against Sheamus at Money in the Bank, one
on one, this time, for sure.
We're supposed to
see Alberto Del Rio against Sin Cara, but Alberto decides to beat up
Sin Cara and Cross Armbreaker. Sin Cara is laid out. I think he's
dead. His career that is. Not that it was alive ever in WWE.
AJ is backstage,
with Daniel Bryan attempting to get back into her good graces by
giving her a rose. However, A.J. is not falling for this one.
We have Paul
Heyman, who talks about the challenge Triple H laid out to Brock
Lesnar. The challenge will be answered on the 1000th RAW. Heyman
suggests that if Lesnar does accept, he will do so to put Triple H
out of his misery.
A.J. and Sheamus defeated Vickie
Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler
Yeah, intriguing
little mixed tag team match right here. Ziggler and Sheamus had a
couple of nice exchanges, but A.J. enters the ring and beats up
Vickie, before finishing her off with the Shining Wizard.
Apparently, CM
Punk was talking on the phone during A.J.'s match and he didn't see
it. Which means trouble.
Heath Slater is
out to assure us that he's not a clown. Uh, oh.
Heath Slater defeated Doink the
Clown
Well after Sid and
Vader, Doink is a bit of a step down and Heath Slater actually wins
this match. Then again, it could be anyone under that make up. I
doubt that was even the real Doink. Diamond Dallas Page comes out and
punks out Heath Slater. Diamond Cutter! Yay, DDP! Used better in one
night than he did during his entire previous WWE run. Heath Slater is
punked out and everything is right in the world.
The Big Show defeated Kane
Kane seems to have
randomly turned babyface again. Which is par for the course for his
entire career. That last heel run sure turned out to be blah. Big
Show picks apart Kane and then finishes him off with the Choke Slam
in this No Disqualification Match.
Eve is back but
Teddy hasn't forgotten what she's done, making her a name tag. Eve is
not happy and then she sees A.J. She tries to bully A.J. but A.J.
fires back, saying that now Johnny is gone, Eve is nothing and
wonders who she will try and suck up to next.
Tyson Kidd pinned Tensai
Roll up in seconds
by Kidd gets the pin when Tensai misses a charge! Tensai loses his
mind and beats up Sakamoto yet again.
The teams for the
main event discuss strategy.
Tensai beats up
Kidd to get back his no heat.
Daniel Bryan and Chris Jericho
battled to a no contest with John Cena and CM Punk
Pretty good
wrestling in the main event here on RAW, but the ending was kind
of...really, who would have thought that A.J. would be quite involved
in the WWE Championship scene a year ago or even six months ago. A.J.
is the only person who can cause John Cena to take a backseat to the
main event, so her powers are quite mighty. She pulls out a table and
threatens to put herself to it, which has to be the PG version of
someone threatening to slit their wrists because no one loves them.
A.J. then shoves Punk into Bryan and they both go to the table. Some
decent action but I've got a rant.
The thing about
A.J. is this. Her involvement in the main event storyline was amusing
when she was a bit player. Then the two men in the WWE Championship
Match took a backseat. Then she became shoved down our throats all
over this show, to the point where even the mighty super Cena backed
down so she could have the spotlight. Seriously, we're not putting
the WWE Championship on A.J. are we?
Everything that
catches on works, until WWE gets too ambitious for their own good and
overcompensates. I liked the storyline up until they took it one step
too far this week. Average RAW, which is not praise by any means.
Seriously, why?
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